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The 'Slurpy' 

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini
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The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.
Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

jack the slurp 

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
jack the slurp by Udy February 20, 2009

The slurpee

When the man is about to ejaculate, he presses his penis firmly against either of the woman's nostril. He ejaculates in to the nasal cavity. She then snorts, and swallows the cum.
So this chick almost gagged when I gave her the slurpee last night.
The slurpee by Pearlfirth February 7, 2008

The Slurpee

When a girl Takes a gulp of a Slurpee and holds it in 1 of 2 cheeks,and the guy will insert his dick into the girls mouth.after that she will release the slurpee from her mouth making the guys dick cold as shit.Also here's a challenge:Stick Your dick in a slurpee for as long as possible and record that time!
Guy:I got the slurpee from my gf last night and my dick is blue as hell

The Slurpee Scheme 

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"

The Slurping 

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.
“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting
The Slurping by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018