The Skeptic

The Skeptic is a person or persons who milks their disability for attention and pity. Typical behaviours or A Skeptic are posting status' to Facebook complaining about everything and anything, they also think it is acceptable to abuse anyone on the planet simply because they have a disability. They also lie about absolutely everything in order to gain any amount of attention.

"I The Skeptic am signed to a sony sub-label"
"Coming in at 900 Streams go Skeptic!"
"DUUUUUUUUUUUtheskepticUUUU"
"F*ck Scotrail for making The Skeptic late"

The Skeptic by The Makko August 10, 2019

the septiceye

Jacksepticeye's pet plushy Sammy. Sammy has been given that name with the circumstances of if the owner of said plushy wishes "it" to be a boy or girl.

Sammy (if you need more information) is green, where it's iris is cerulean blue, amd the pupil is black.

Sammy, being the Septiceye and all, is the mascot of Jacksepticeye's channel.

Oh boy, for Christmas I got Sammy the septiceye!

the septiceye by Elizabeth Midford December 10, 2016

suck the septic tank 

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.

1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"

suck the septic tank by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

The Septic Tank 

The art of getting jerked off while taking a dump in the womans mouth.

she pulled my release valve and i gave her what was left in the septic tank

The Septic Tank by cky10117 March 20, 2010

The Skeptics 

A melodic punk band from Western Ma.

I listened to the sketpics at www.theskeptics.net the other day.

The Skeptics by Homeless B April 18, 2005

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

The septic touch by The hugaba December 19, 2025