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The Shrek
the shrek script
Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
the shrek script by shrek man May 5, 2021
The Shrek Method
The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.
Examples of The Shrek Method:
"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"
"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek
"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"
"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek
The Shrek Method by Gringo The Clown July 29, 2011
The Shrek Word
A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.
The Shrek Word by MiracleWeezerHall September 22, 2023
The shrek special
The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.
The shrek special by boatedRus April 14, 2025
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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