the seem

The manufacturing outskirts of a town. The name comes from "the seem" in pants that hold all the fabric together.

My dad is an engineer that works in the seem, so he has to drive far from our home.

the seem by marcusl April 26, 2012

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up 

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

the Polish people seem pretty worried 

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.

A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.

A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.

the Polish people seem pretty worried

the Polish people seem pretty worried by Death Menace October 29, 2022

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to? by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

seemin on the knee 

someone is full of it, exaggerating or lying

Quit seemin on the knee or you seemin on the knee used if someone is tellin a farfetched story or exaggerating

seemin on the knee by Kelly C. April 19, 2003

Seemed like a good idea at the time

a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once

Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.

Seemed like a good idea at the time by Dave Lickersnach April 8, 2015