the roni 

coronavirus, covid19

damn, ol’ girl got the roni. we should practice social distancing per CDC guidance to prevent overwhelming our healthcare systems.

the roni by timthelawabider March 13, 2020

the ronini 

Slang term for covid-19

Practicing social distancing and proper infection control procedures is currently our best method to keep the ronini away.

the ronini by FC8 April 27, 2020

The Ronin Complex

1. A psychological or social state where a person stands firm in their belief or opinion, convinced of their absolute correctness, even when they are met with universal hatred, opposition, and disagreement from every other individual.

2. The unshakable conviction that you are the sole champion of truth, while everyone else is lost, flawed, or simply an idiot. This person has willingly or accidentally become a "ronin"—a lone, masterless warrior—of their own flawed opinion.

3. The rare social phenomenon where an entire group of people achieves perfect consensus on only one issue: the fact that a single, stubbornly confident person is completely wrong.

I tried to show him the math, but he's got a classic case of The Ronin Complex—he's decided he's a lone wolf intellectual and the rest of us are sheep

Don't even try to argue with her about the new marketing plan; she's deep in The Ronin Complex and is convinced our entire team is just too small-minded to see her genius.

The Ronin Complex by Whyyyy778 October 15, 2025

ronin the DrunKeN GoD 

A once great clanless player and master of Counter-Strike 1 and 2 who normally went by ronin until he became the DrunKeN GoD due to excessive amounts of rum and coke, (mostly Heaven Hill rum but sometimes Captain Morgan.) When he achieves the perfect state of drunkeness becomes nearly invincible racking up scores of kills in the double digits while obtaining zero deaths. When he has surpassed his limits he tends to have much fun blocking, stabbing, flashing and shooting his teammates. Though he specifically chooses and targets certain teammates, normally those who are cocky pricks. But he will still have fun with the "cool" teammates who aer his "homies." His skills and personality commends respect.

Opponent 1: Wow that guy is pretty good for a fucked drunk who can't even type.
Opponent 2: wtf now he's killin his own teammates.
Friend 1: God damnit stop you fuckign prick!
Friend 2: lol hahaahaha
ronin: lololololz q:- )

ronin the DrunKeN GoD by ronin February 18, 2005

The Fortress Of Ronitude 

Constructed in the early 70's, origionally planned as a mining facility for extracting Rontonium. Later converted into a evil hideout of the one known as Ron Witkowski

The Fortress Of Ronitude by Liquid April 26, 2003