the romfo

The romfo is the act of doing anal on top of a hippopotamus while drunk.

Hey John wanna go do the romfo.

by Bigisland December 8, 2022

the romeo method

The sexual method of pulling a girl into water (pool, beach, bathtub, etc.) with you and kissing her above and under the water. Then followed with proposal.

-I used the Romeo Method on a girl last night!
The wedding is next year.
-Congratulations! I bet it was hot!

by Ο Σκοτεινός Ιππότης March 29, 2015

The Romeo

When someone bobs their head around all day and listens to techno while cleaning the house with their shirt off.

Where is Chris at, we are supposed to be taking a final exam? Oh he's just doing the Romeo.

by Harry Balsonya 69 June 7, 2011

The Romeo and Juliet Punishment

this false crime happens and get a good guy arrested for being in love . so it can happen many ways and i will show two here. let's say a 24 year old guy got with a 16 year old girl when she turn legal age of consent right? but didn't even have sex right away anyway and they so in love the society and police how long yall been together having sex. and she don't want to seem fast and gave it up too easy so she says they been together for 6 years and now she's 17, and he's 25. when they might of just started...so she don't look like a slut, and he had every intention of doing right by her and marrying her but they arrested him for criminal sexual conduct 1st degree and 2nd degree because she was a minor and has life imprisonment and probably get rape in prison because people thought he rape a little girl. another way is a girl who is underage like 13 years old having a relationship with a 24 year old but he don't have sex with her yet because shes not the legal age of consent. and when people ask if they have sex she says yes because she feels guilty because he buys her all kinds of gifts out of love and fast food every day and no one gets to eat out every day but rich people so now this person goes to prison forever too and probably get rape when he would of waited until she was age and did nothing wrong and married her too, both cases would of.

people be so evil with they do to innocent people like The Romeo and Juliet Punishment.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 25, 2022

The Tony Romo

Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you complete The Tony Romo and have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

by j4s0nn January 21, 2007