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The Python 

The Python

The Python is when a chick wraps her legs around your body and squeezes you until you go limp. She then proceeds to pull your whole body into her vagina head first. After nothing is hanging out but your feet she moves off feeling bloated and complaining she looks fat.
My girlfriend gave me the Python now she good to go for another few weeks.
The Python by Judoman December 22, 2010
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The python 

another way to describe the unholy size of a males genitals to intimidate and prove their dominance along with showing their alpha presence. most notable in guys named Blake and sam
bro, he slapped jessica with the python
The python by G$420 October 7, 2019

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)
I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.
siphon the python by ud40 July 21, 2006

syphon the python 

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.
syphon the python by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

pulling the python 

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.
My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.
pulling the python by JJ Gunn November 10, 2015

Making The Python Sweat

Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation
"The power of hecc does what?" makes me make the python sweat
Making The Python Sweat means male masturbation
Making The Python Sweat by Pithon777 December 26, 2025

monty python and the holy grail 

Excert from monty python and the holy grail:

One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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