the poltergeist 

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

the poltergeist by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

The Poltergeist 

Needed: 2-5 people

A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.

During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.

Hilarity ensues.

Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"

Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"

Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."

The Poltergeist by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011

The poltergeist 

The sexual act of having your partner hangs onto the headboard and you hold onto the lower thighs inserting the penis into the other members hole. The one hanging onto the headboard twists and turns while the other partner forcefully has intercourse. The one inserting yells " carl anne dont go into the light ".

That bitch is freaky, she made me do the poltergeist to her ass last night.

The poltergeist by MDRJ6J December 6, 2009

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist 

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist by bigcheech August 4, 2006

Playing chess with the poltergeist 

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

Playing chess with the poltergeist by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

The Poultry Poltergeist 

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

The Poultry Poltergeist by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

Piggeni The Poltergiest 

A Roblox trolling YouTuber who uses the Russian military to raid cafe games on the Roblox platform, he also sends in spies to spy on the Frappe owner, Cyrogenix.

I'm subscribed to Piggeni The Poltergiest!

Piggeni The Poltergiest by anonymous November 14, 2020