the mystic 

A song by Adam Jensen

I can't stop listening to the mystic, it's so good!

the mystic by Noctico July 7, 2017

the mystic star

when five guys line up in a star formation with one girl in the middle. the five guys take turns blowing their loads on her face.

hey do you want to come back to our place and make the mystic star??

we completely pulled the mystic star on that girl last night!

the mystic star by Mr. Mystical October 22, 2009

The Mystic Pony 

Slang term for doing meth.

Me: "Hey Dave. Are you riding the mystic pony?"
Dave: "AAAAAAAA;SLHDG;ALSDKJGA;SDLGKJADS;FLKJASDF;LKSJ"

The Mystic Pony by sscheib March 4, 2011

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo 

A musical-comedy-theatrical troupe that lasted through the 70s. The large group of weirdos and whack-jobs was fronted by Richard Elfman. The group appeared on "The Gong Show" in 1976 and won. In 1979, Richard turned the reins over to his younger brother Danny, who shortened the name and created the eight-man rock group Oingo Boingo. In 1980, the Mystic Knights were featured in, and performed the music for, Richard Elfman's "no-budget" musical comedy "Forbidden Zone."
The groups acts usually consisted of sight gags and eccentric costumes. The most notable was a giant dragon suit that appeared on "The Gong Show" and, during one of their shows, sprayed the audience with his fire-extinguisher penis. The group had only one release in the 70s by Penthouse Records (a division of the magazine) and is extremely hard to find; however videos and bootleg performances can be found online.

Appearing tonight on "The Gong Show"... The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo by Sylvestro September 17, 2007

The Mystic Maestro 

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.

Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right

The Mystic Maestro by Chrantom September 17, 2020

The Mystic Onion Man 

After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.

One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.

Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.

Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.

After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."

Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.

Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.

Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.

As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.

And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.

The Mystic Onion Man by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023

The Mystic effect 

The effect of starting a music project, making one or two chords, maybe one melody, and calling it a day and never finishing it ever again.

He just pulled the The Mystic effect, he's never finishing that project!

The Mystic effect by obliviousbird April 24, 2025