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the oven mit
When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
the oven mit by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
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MIT of the Midwest
A term reserved for schools in the Midwestern United States that are strong in science, technology, engineering and mathematics(STEM) . This term primarily is used to refer to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) as many of its college of engineering graduates and faculties have founded large successful technology companies such as Oracle, Tesla, AMD, Youtube, Paypal, and Yelp among others. The University of Illinois is also home to the National Center for Supercomputing Applications (NCSA).
MIT of the Midwest by SeattleForever October 8, 2020
MIT of the North
Also known as the University of Waterloo. It is objectively one of the most prestigious schools in Canada, possibly even the world. This phrase comes from the fact that uWaterloo is better or equal to its American counterpart, MIT, in every way.
It is mainly known for its world renown ECE program.
It is mainly known for its world renown ECE program.
Bob (UW student): Hi, I go to MIT of the North.
Frank (MIT student): I aspire to be like you. Out of respect, students here (at MIT) refer to our school as uWaterloo of the South.
Frank (MIT student): I aspire to be like you. Out of respect, students here (at MIT) refer to our school as uWaterloo of the South.
MIT of the North by mitofthenorth June 23, 2019
MIT of the South
Phrase used to refer to the Georgia Institute of Technology, or GA Tech. It is one of the country's top engineering and research universities. Georgia Tech's campus occupies 400 acres in the heart of the city of Atlanta in the southern United States, where 20,000 undergraduate and graduate students receive a focused, technologically based education. The prestige and technological emphasis of Ga Tech leads many in its body to refer to it as the "MIT of the South", a reference to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, another world recognized university in the northern United States.
Georgia Tech is consistently ranked in U.S. News & World Report's top ten public universities in the United States.
Georgia Tech is consistently ranked in U.S. News & World Report's top ten public universities in the United States.
MIT of the South by aompkd April 22, 2011
MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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