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the mess

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Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.
Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!
the mess by Frank Johnson Esq. January 6, 2008
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the mess

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aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.
"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
the mess by Rob May 16, 2004
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the mess

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when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
the mess by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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the mess express 

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When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.
Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.
the mess express by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003

what the mess!? 

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"what the mess?!" is a very similar to what the hell? or ummm what!?
What the mess is wrong with our science teacher?
what the mess!? by HUNNA February 24, 2005
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Sorry about the mess 

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A "get out of jail free" card for cleaning
syn. Stop judging me.
Sorry about the mess. It hasn't gotten bad enough for me to actually clean it yet.
Sorry about the mess by Yingerman August 7, 2015
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Yap Trap

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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas 

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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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