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Drunk as all fuck.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.
“Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives”
The Mess by Inbred Jethro July 22, 2019
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Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.
Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!

the mess by Frank Johnson Esq. January 6, 2008
aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.
"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
the mess by Rob May 16, 2004
when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
the mess by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022

the mess express 

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.
Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

what the mess!? 

"what the mess?!" is a very similar to what the hell? or ummm what!?
What the mess is wrong with our science teacher?
what the mess!? by HUNNA February 24, 2005

Sorry about the mess 

A "get out of jail free" card for cleaning
syn. Stop judging me.
Sorry about the mess. It hasn't gotten bad enough for me to actually clean it yet.
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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