2 definitions by Ronald Jones

1
The final thrust before achieving the ultimate orgamism, while clenching your but muscles for maximum spray.
Pam came over and "kablam"! Clean yourself up girl.
by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003
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When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.
Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.
by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003
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