the meep 

A mentally retarded person with a small head that makes a soudn like this...

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wtf is that sound? dude?
its the meep!! what the fuck?

the meep by Val November 2, 2004

the meep 

The meep is an interdimentional being that is undefinable by any human measurement. However it manifests itself as a head with a huge smile and special ears. It also wears a spotted party hat. The earth, and everything, was created by the meep. After he was finished, he smiled from ear to ear and put on a wonderful party hat. The meep simultaneousely watches over everything and everyone on the earth and throughout the many universes under his jurisdiction. The meep has a strict moral code, wich can be summed up by three letters arranged as points on a triangle surrounding his beutiful head. These letters are H, D, and S. The Meep stands for happiness, drugs, and sick beats.

Larry's Gorgeous Girlfriend: I love jesus 4 life! Jesus is x-treme. He offers x-treme salvation through x-treme repentance for awesome sinz!

Me: Fuck you bitch, I'm representing the meep. He stands for hapiness, drugs, and sick beats. He doesn't give a shit about anyone! He loves life, and himself.

Larry's Gorgeous Girlfriend: Yeah, whatev. I hate all those things, especially hapiness. It makes me feel unclean.

the meep by Ghoulciti December 15, 2008

Followers of the Meep

A religious sect devoted to the word Meep. They believe that it is holy. Any stating of the word by a non-Follower is regarded as heresy, and it is seen to anger their deity, the Eternal Meepismor. This is backed up by the fact that the person in question seems to always end up being that month's sacrifice to the Eternal Meepismor.

The sacrifice of the month is entirely dependent on the Eternal Meepism of the Month, a piece of wisdom which the religious leaders of the Followers, the Great Meepers, claim to recieve from a jellyfish formation in the Great Sea of Meep, which is in the parallel Holy Meep Dimension, at the heart of which the Great Meepismor resides. Only the very Meepest can enter the Holy Meep Dimension, according the the Great Meepers.

When the Eternal Meepism of the Month has been revealed, preparations for the Sacrifice, which takes place the day before the revealing of the next Eternal Meepism, begin. If the Meepism is a happy one, a jellyfish is sacrificed by the Great Meepers themselves. If it is not pleasant, a human is sacrificed, using the stings of jellyfish. The human to sacrifice is chosen by the Great Meepers, depending on who they feel it would most please the Eternal Meepismor to sacrifice. The method of sacrifice is supposed to keep the balance - jellyfish are sacrificed by humans; humans are sacrificed by jellyfish.

Studies proving a strong correlation between Great Meepers whose PMS coincides with the Choosing of the Meepism and the proportion of sacrifices which are human is largely disregarded, because people who pay attention to it have a mysterious tendency to end up as the next sacrifice.

As previously stated, only the Meepest can ever enter the Holy Meep Dimension. Therefore, only the Meepest know that it actually exists. Only the Great Meepers have the power to Percieve the Meepness of others, and they always seeem to declare themselves much more Meep than others. Those who the Great Meepers declare truly Meep often tend to be those whose bank accounts' sudden decline coincides with the sudden rise in the Great Meepers'. People who investigate this principle often tend to meet the same fate as the PMS investigators.

The Followers of the Meep tend to scare anyone living nearby, due to their practice of sacrificing people using jellyfish.

Followers of the Meep by Carlos Net November 13, 2003

Beep the Meep

Like Glup Shitto but he's from British science fiction tv show Doctor Who and is real.

Doctor Who fan: OMG, I can't believe Beep the Meep is real!
Normal person: Who?

Beep the Meep by MIPS from Super Mario 64 June 10, 2022

what the meep 

A phrase to use instead of what the fu*k or what the hell

Joe: Did you know that you are reading this in your head?

You: what the Meep

what the meep by Meeper Creeper October 30, 2018

Beep the Meep

1. Someone who spends their whole life acting like they’re innocent as a way to manipulate people but they’re actually the most evil son of a bitch in the universe.

2. A character from Doctor Who

“Bro I hate chad. He’s such a beep the meep!”

Beep the Meep by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer November 27, 2023

Meep the Sheep 

A legendary god like creature that is known as ruler of all mortal creatures . He also demands sacrifices of all living creatures.

Oh no Meep the Sheep is going to sacrifice me!

Meep the Sheep by Meep the sheep December 29, 2019