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ThE MasoN 

"ThE MaSoN" is known for havong two chins and sounds like jojo siwa when he talks.
"jdnknsdknksdckdiwwjkofwek djldlkjcndkjn wdjlnfkjnkjnwek." Said ThE MaSoN
ThE MasoN by uwutism January 15, 2020

The mason 

A man who loves to have intercourse with large forheads and ear lobes.
I think he pulled the mason last night
The mason by Pubes weener February 24, 2021

The Mason Jar

The ultimate move is the sexual sealing of a woman's orifices. The Mason Jar requires four humans with a deliberate determination to complete this ritual. Three males and a female, with optional non gender specific camera technician. The woman must set herself in a comfortable position using all four of her limbs to hold her body parallel to the floor. Man one will take up a stance in front of the woman's face. He will then penetrate her mouth with his penis closing up her oral opening. Man two will take up position underneath the woman. He must be a flexible and strong man as this will be the most difficult position to accomplish properly. Man two should consider some sort of support furniture or cushions, as he must fill the woman's vagina with his penis, whilst also getting ready to hold her nose closed. It is very important to remember not to hold the nose closed until the very end. If man two is over eager and closes the woman's nose while her mouth is being penetrated see the entry in this dictionary for Dead Hooker. Man three must then take up position behind the woman and penetrate her anus with his penis. Once man three completes his task man two must then hold the woman's nose closed. Immediately after the nose is sealed, the men proceed to thrust into the three prime orifices. After about a minute of this man two may release the woman's nose, and enjoy giving the other men a congratulatory handshake as they have successfully completed The Mason Jar.
"Darling would you enjoy an attempt at The Mason Jar tonight?"
The Mason Jar by cnunn1388 January 1, 2012

The mason Dixon line 

The imaginary line between your girls vagina and ass that she won't let you cross during sex.
"I was trying to put it in her butt, but she wouldn't let me cross the mason Dixon line. "

The Mason Mozell 

Mason Mozell
The kid that will beat someone up if you say too
Has an elite mullet

In love with Milfs

Love boobs a bit of ass and a tab bit of stomach

Love blended mango dragon fruit

And that’s Mason mozell because that what’s up. Thats whats up is masons fav term but when he can’t get a girl that checks all the boxes that’s no what’s up
The Mason Mozell likes older women
The Mason Mozell by Vanillatte October 31, 2022

The Mason Effect 

Turns girls wild and makes them say words such as heck or frick
Person 1: you've been a bit different lately
Person 2: yeah it's the mason effect
The Mason Effect by Senddunes69 November 28, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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