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The Lincoln log jammer 

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.
Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

the lincoln 

I was hitting it from behind,then I gave her The Lincoln.
the lincoln by I. M. Groot May 17, 2017

rev up the lincoln 

to masturbate. A lincoln car is a car that is very long and wide. The rev up part is a term used to explain the back and forth movement of the hand to "rev up" the penis.
I was very bored last night so I decided to rev up the lincoln.
rev up the lincoln by DinoDAN911 December 29, 2010

closure of the lincoln tunnel

When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition
“Ooh, now I get it.”

The Lincoln Memorial 

When you are getting head, you pull out and then bust on her forehead, and while it is still moist, slam a penny into her forehead so that lincoln is looking at you. Now all you can do is stand and salute the great man.
I was at the 99 cents store the other day, i used my change to do the lincoln memorial to your sister when i got home.
The Lincoln Memorial by Jay L January 9, 2006

The Lincoln Maneuver 

While nearing the end of your gas pumping adventure, pumping exactly one cent into the tank so as to have a round number of dollars.
"I just pumped exactly one cent so that I don't have to search my car for pennies."
"Dude! You're a master of The Lincoln Maneuver!"