the lid 

When you are trying to tell you starfish friend how to open a jar.

The lid, no, the lid, warmer, warmer, HOT HOT RED HOT

OWOWOW IT BURNS

the lid by tyfu100 April 16, 2015

Shit the Lid

Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.

Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.

Shit the Lid by I soiled myself January 8, 2011

The squid is on the lid 

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

The squid is on the lid by Dlindh March 27, 2019

Stars of the Lid 

A musical duo who specialize in drone-based ambient music. Their sound has been described as "divine, classical drone without the tedious intrusion of drums or vocals."

The best music to relax or fall asleep to.

Maelstrom: What is "the lid" (referring to Stars of the Lid)? Is this like the lid of a jar?

Brian McBride: Yikes, no.

Maelstrom: Ok, so then what is it?

Brian McBride: It's your own personal cinema, located between your eye and eyelid.

Stars of the Lid by ava1enzue1a July 9, 2012

grinning at the lid 

Dead. Grinning at the lid of your coffin, as a result of the taxidermist's effort to make us look 'at peace'.

"What torturous eternity, left grinning at the lid".

grinning at the lid by RaZoR_RaiN December 31, 2009

Securing the Lid 

Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:

securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion

Word on the street is that hot blonde girl's been securing the lid

Securing the Lid by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011

put the lid on the goat 

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

put the lid on the goat by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019