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Shit the Lid
Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.
Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.
Shit the Lid by I soiled myself January 8, 2011
The squid is on the lid
The squid is on the lid by Dlindh March 27, 2019
Stars of the Lid
A musical duo who specialize in drone-based ambient music. Their sound has been described as "divine, classical drone without the tedious intrusion of drums or vocals."
The best music to relax or fall asleep to.
The best music to relax or fall asleep to.
Maelstrom: What is "the lid" (referring to Stars of the Lid)? Is this like the lid of a jar?
Brian McBride: Yikes, no.
Maelstrom: Ok, so then what is it?
Brian McBride: It's your own personal cinema, located between your eye and eyelid.
Brian McBride: Yikes, no.
Maelstrom: Ok, so then what is it?
Brian McBride: It's your own personal cinema, located between your eye and eyelid.
Stars of the Lid by ava1enzue1a July 9, 2012
grinning at the lid
Dead. Grinning at the lid of your coffin, as a result of the taxidermist's effort to make us look 'at peace'.
grinning at the lid by RaZoR_RaiN December 31, 2009
Securing the Lid
Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:
securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion
securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion
Securing the Lid by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011
put the lid on the goat
To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.
It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.
put the lid on the goat by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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