The Leaf

Cannabis. A genus of flowering plants that are indigenous to Central Asia, and South Asia. Marijuana consists of the dried flowers of Cannabis plants selectively bred to produce high levels of THC. Various extracts including hashish and hash oil are also produced from the plant.

Metaphorical allusion to any form of marijuana, pot, weed, dope, smoke, etc.

Julian: What's your favorite drink?
Will: I like vodka, and beer, but i prefer the leaf.

The Leaf by Broccoli Robinson August 26, 2013

the LEAF

Something you really don't want to recieve.

Chris might never find out what the LEAF is, but one learns of the LEAF by experiencing it first hand.

You fool do not underestimate the power of the LEAF.

the LEAF by Callmedarkchocolate November 25, 2019

The Leaf Joke 

Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.

This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".

The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"

Your friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outsider: (what??) Oh! Yeah! hahaha!!!

The Leaf Joke by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

spark the leaf

Light a marijuana cigarette

"I wanna brunette with great legs, unforgettable sex, we can sit in the jeep, pump Mobb Deep an spark the leaf"

spark the leaf by Nadine Who Knows All June 8, 2003

under the leaf

To still be moderately high from marijuana

We smoked a lot a couple hours ago and I’m still under the leaf.

under the leaf by babybat666 March 17, 2020

sneak the leaf 

In Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games(i.e. Everquest, World of Warcraft), the act of trying to glom on to a more experienced and/or skilled guild or group of players in order to obtain a rare or difficult to get in-game item -- thus furthering the advancement of one's owm character.

" A month or so ago, I contacted Gorgolax when she was on her way to Molten Core. I waved to her, and we started up a great whisper conversation. I asked her if I could possibly sneak the leaf from Molten Coreif nobody needed it."

sneak the leaf by Lance Manion June 11, 2006

Smelling the Leaf 

1When used in situations where the stakes are dire, 'Smelling the Leaf' would mean that you are taking the easy way out, and that you would rahter risk your whole life to just a simple thing such as that situation.

2However, when used in light-hearted situations, it would mean something less severe, like ending a conversation or as comic relief.

1 Hey, Dude... I don't want to get mu shit stolen by these Niggaz, so I'm gonna have to be smelling the leaf on this one.

2 This conversation is over, now let's have afternoon tea and we'll smell the leaf.

Smelling the Leaf by Zero R. August 3, 2006