the kristen 

A type of walk where you waddle clenching your butt cheeks because of the horrendous anal sex you just had.

"Wow, she must have gotten it good. She's doing the Kristen"

the kristen by Rustled Jimmies February 6, 2018

the kristin hand job 

a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.

"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"

"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"

the kristin hand job by getttttmoneyfuckyounigggero April 14, 2010

the kristin blow job

The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.

"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"

the kristin blow job by fuckingbitchesgettinmoneyon_em April 24, 2010

the kristet utseende 

A awesome punk rock band from Gnarp sweden!

Yo the kristet utseende is my favorite band!

the kristet utseende by Gay buffalo September 25, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022