a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
by getttttmoneyfuckyounigggero April 14, 2010