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the kiss of poseidon 

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek
“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

the kiss of life 

The sex position where the girl sits on the boys shoulders and her pussy is in his face, then he starts licking and sucking her pussy
Sammy: “jack gave me the kiss of life last night”

Trinity: “Really I wish I could get the kiss of life!”
the kiss of life by Protoscan March 17, 2018

the kiss of death 

While in the act of kissing your partner you breathe in through your mouth sucking all the air from their lungs creating a panic state in fear of "death" while also arousing them.
(Girl) Was the the Kiss of Death?
(You)Yes it was.
(Girl)Do it again.

the kiss that keeps on kissing 

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.
Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon 

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water
Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

The Kiss of Meth 

When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.
After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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