call the judge and get some fudge 

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.

Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

call the judge and get some fudge by maagik January 13, 2019

Call the judge and get some fudge 

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

Call the judge and get some fudge by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

Speak To The Judge 

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show

"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."

Speak To The Judge by Jordan1234567 December 19, 2008

Speak to the Judge 

when a woman gives a man a blow job.

John: Hey that girl isn't bad looking.
Mike: Yeah, but she isn't really my type...but if she wants, ill let her speak to the judge

Speak to the Judge by fbbmaster February 21, 2009

Salute the Judge 

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.

At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.

Salute the Judge by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

judge under the seat 

A gun kept under a seat in a vehicle.

John keeps a Judge under the seat Incase of

an emergency.

judge under the seat by blah255 November 19, 2022

THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND 

You know the move jotaro uses>

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!

THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND by saucy_savior February 1, 2021