the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

the jacker

The jacker is a demon who haunts people during the night and day. The jacker is mainly seen in the woods or in the corner of your room when you least expect it, just like a ordinary demon. His was of tormenting you is buy jacking off butt naked and looking you in the eyes while he does it. Some say they have woken up and he was standing over them while he’s cranking his penis.

I was walking home from the bar last night and I seen the jacker in the woods masturbating... once you look at him he will not leave you alone....

by The needer October 13, 2020

Rip The Jacker

Rapper Canibus's alter ago, kinda like Eminem's Slim Shady

Rip The Jacker but never stan

by AC August 7, 2003

rip the jacker

1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.

Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.

by Gone420 May 5, 2009

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010