the invisible

The Invisible is a Deviant (see also deviantart )

Can be found at www.the-invisible.deviantart.com

by aeilidh April 5, 2005

The Invisible Tea Cup Ride

A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.

The Invisible Tea cup Ride

by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010

the invisible man

The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.

Doctor, I was the invisible man(ed) last night.

by West Mungshit October 12, 2007

The Invisible Pink Unicorn

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, which takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink... imagine that.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is commonly used to highlight the perceived fallacious or arbitrary nature of supernatural beliefs by, for example, replacing the word "god" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn".

by myana___ February 13, 2008

The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.

I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me

by Redsword1996 May 3, 2015

The Invisible Closet

When everyone know's a guy is gay, but he refuses to come out of the closet.

Jeff: Oh my God, Becca, your shoes are sooo fabulous!!!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!

by Creative@College April 11, 2010

the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.

Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.

by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010