7 definitions by Creative@College
The audible moan from the mouth of a guy when someone brings up Twilight to his significant other. This phenomenon is most likely due to the fact that he knows comparisons to Edward and Jacob are inevitable.
Friend: Hey Anna, did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Bella from Twilight?
Anna: No way!
Anna's boyfriend: *TwiSigh*
Anna: No way!
Anna's boyfriend: *TwiSigh*
by Creative@College March 27, 2010
"Hey, have you seen Gary? Did he start going to the gym over summer?"
"Are you kidding? That's just masturbatone."
"Wow, he must have masturbated a lot these past few months!"
"This is a really awkward conversation for two people to have about another"
"Are you kidding? That's just masturbatone."
"Wow, he must have masturbated a lot these past few months!"
"This is a really awkward conversation for two people to have about another"
by Creative@College March 21, 2010
Girl 1: She is such a slut.
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Look at her! She's wearing booty shorts, no bra, and her skin is practically whorange!
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Look at her! She's wearing booty shorts, no bra, and her skin is practically whorange!
by Creative@College April 11, 2010
The act of eat cereal as a means of skipping the normal time it takes to prepare food. Frequent among college kids.
by Creative@College April 23, 2010
People who abbreviate everything in text messages to "save time," and thus look like major douches. This "time saving" often takes more time to translate than it does to just write what you mean, making the abbreviasshole even more of a dickwad.
by Creative@College May 18, 2010
Jeff: Oh my God, Becca, your shoes are sooo fabulous!!!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!
by Creative@College April 11, 2010
by Creative@College June 5, 2010