The Hourglass 

One girl with diarrhea shits into another girls vagina, and proceeds to line up both of their vaginas so the diarrhea slowly falls into the other girls vaginal opening.

"Yoooo, me and katy pulled 'the hourglass' last night"

The Hourglass by KundaEnby September 30, 2023

The Hourglass Theory 

The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.

Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.

The Hourglass Theory by neva eva October 16, 2012

too much sand in the hourglass 

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...

Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

too much sand in the hourglass by Elliebear June 3, 2008

Tilting the Hourglass 

one of the BEST songs ever by Alesana

Tilting the Hourglass goes like: Emptiness has darkened my eyes as I hoplessley beg for my life to end. Tell me why.

Tilting the Hourglass by TheToothSucker July 22, 2010

through the hourglass 

when in deep thought or sadness over an event that has happen previously in one's life

Dylan, an ex of Angel, is looking through the hourglass.

through the hourglass by ZaneD.Iner March 8, 2016