The Hounds

An old man's testicles

don't look at the hounds, don't look at the hounds.... (looks down) O man I looked at the hounds!

by Professor IDC August 5, 2011

The Hounds

a pack of smelly dogs who used to live in back of a gas station in Geneva, New York. The Hounds were not well-liked by many people who encountered them. These rancid beasts barked incessantly, and smelled of dog shit.

The hounds were filthy animals whose asses reeked of corn chips.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 17, 2003

Release the hounds

Common phrase of Mr. Burns

When someone disappoints him or asks for altruistic behaviour.

"Release the hounds."

"Thank you, come again. Smithers, release the hounds."

by justcareless November 6, 2012

Release the Hounds

To open ones crack to reveal a world of brownish goodness.

Tom's popped off to the shitter to release the hounds!

by TheAnalPain August 26, 2013

Release the Hounds

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Release the hounds

Taking a massive shit. Coined in Vienna, during Summer 2004.

I got dibs on the can. I gotta release the hounds.

by Captain Correcto June 11, 2004

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010