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the hands make the clock
a phrase with a double meaning.
1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.
2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.
2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"
the hands make the clock by krissalamander February 20, 2025
Manos: the Hands of Fate
Voted number 1 for worst movies on IMDB. It is a true work of art and you have to be with friends to appreciate all the awkward silences and every thing Torgo does in the movie is pure gold.
Manos: the Hands of Fate by m-dubya May 31, 2005
HERP ON THE HANDS
1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"
2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"
Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"
Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
HERP ON THE HANDS by onecrazybeach May 22, 2011
"Manos" The Hands of Fate
A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
"Manos" The Hands of Fate by jesster79 January 23, 2005
Manos: the Hands of Fate
Manos: the Hands of Fate by jesster79 March 17, 2007
wanna see me with the hands
"yo cuz, get the fuck out my FACE!"
"Oh yeah, what you sayin' nigga? you wanna see me with the hand, the fucks poppin'."
"wanna see me with the hands"
"Oh yeah, what you sayin' nigga? you wanna see me with the hand, the fucks poppin'."
"wanna see me with the hands"
wanna see me with the hands by abram is mad gay October 9, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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