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the haircut

a new addition to the world of drinking games. bad news only 2 people participate at a time, good news is you'll be wasted drunk after a good number of haircuts. one person will sit down on a chair, and the "barber" will place a towel over your body, like you're actually in a barbershop getting a real haircut. the person sitting down will lay their head back getting ready for the haircut, the barber will then pour a chaser into the their mouth and you will hold it it in your mouth, then the barber will pour liquor (no weak shit either) into your mouth until it is full. you then swallow, get your towel brushed off, and you will stand up satisfied knowing you just had a really nice haircut.
Me and my friend Ray at a party, getting smacked drinkin vlady and MD, while playin pong.
Me: wow, my hair is starting to get stupid long
Ray: don't worry, i can set you up with a appointment after we hit this last cup.
Me: what do you mean? im not lettin you cut my hair, youre sauced.
Ray: well are you tryin to get fuckin wasted as shit? or complain about your gay ass hair the rest of the night?
Me: .. wasted.
Ray: then you are ready for the haircut my friend (he says while hittin last cup at 11 o clock)
Me: im not just ready, im fuckin ready
Ray: well im glad you said that, why dont you sit down and ill set you up with your 11 o clock appointment.
the haircut by Nighthawk 82 May 15, 2011
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the haircut

a homosexual woman's haircut, ie.. mullet
Ole girl has the haircut.
the haircut by j crench September 27, 2007

potato with the weird haircut 

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire
"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

The Dom haircut 

An overgrown buzzcut combined with a large forehead. The ideal height is 5'5 - 5'8. This hairstyle looks the same with both coarse and fine hair. This haircut would suit with untucked clothes and loose tie bringing out that alcoholic drunk look.
Oh, you have the Dom haircut. It really brings out your comically large forehead.

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

the liberal arts haircut 

when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.
Angela went to Amherst and got the liberal arts haircut.

The Stoner's Haircut 

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
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