The Gouch
The Gouch by Vegaz Chichester January 1, 2012
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Smokin the Gouch
The priest dropped his pants and made me smoke his gouch because I farted duing the sermon; I had just learned how smokin the gouch process was.
Smokin the Gouch by Danny Grasso October 16, 2008
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Purge the gooch
This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".
AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.
Purge the gooch by packerfan3001 September 3, 2010
Fiddler on the Gooch
Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.
Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.
Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.
Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
Fiddler on the Gooch by Smralfy June 19, 2011
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