The goops 

The condition in which your digestive system processes in sudden spurts. Usually characterized by periods of quick shifting and loud gurgles caused by shifting pockets of air and digesting materials.

This condition is commonly brought on by spicy foods or poor diets. The goops are commonly followed by a case of diarhea.

"Man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos. Now I've got The Goops and it's killing me."

The goops by Stevehockey4 March 17, 2010

the goods 

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

the goods by Jeff December 30, 2004

Check the goods 

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

Check the goods by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

God of the Goons

A 2011 indie online film starring Lord Hector Diono™
A term used to describe a living urban legend an O.G.
A noble title given to former gang leaders in any urban society made popular by Lord Hector Diono™

The film entitled "God of the Goons" can be seen on Youtube.com

God of the Goons by Associated Press of UK October 12, 2019

The Googs 

Slang for any web search engine, particularly popular with people working too hard to be cool.

Guy: When did you say that hipster basket weaving party was?
Girl: I don't remember, just look it up on The Googs!
Guy: Totes magotes!

The Googs by CBromberg March 25, 2017

the goods 

1. Collection of items required for some purpose, or acquired from an exchange.

2. "The right stuff" - sexual prowess/endowment.

3. See goods.

1. Hey Jimmy, you got the goods? Alright, let's get the hell outta here.

2. Dayum, that girl at the far table's sure got some nice goods.

the goods by Tronno December 20, 2004

the goods 

a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.

Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"

the goods by The Goods June 2, 2004