the fuck arounds 

The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.

Abbreviation: TFA

JH: Where the hell did you go?

Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.

JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!

the fuck arounds by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

What the fuck around? 

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation

A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?

What the fuck around? by Señor Beezerton June 22, 2024

Fuck you around the world and send it up to God 

A statement of farewell by telling someone to fuck themselves around the world, take those collective fucks, and send them up to God so god can also fuck himself.

Me:I think I’m going home now.

Friend:Ok! Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

Me: Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

Fuck you around the world and send it up to God by BethAnneBodyworks March 29, 2021

the fuckaround squad

That squad of Bape and Supreme wearing douchebags with hats and low jeans who walk around real slow and end every sentence with "like wussup" and always try to act tough. You can find the fuckaround squad roaming the halls during class or cyphing right outside school for no good reason.

"Wow the fuckaround squad is always cutting class to fuck around and play football in the hallway."

"Yo I'm having a free Sunday night. You comin?"
Me: "dude wtf sunday night?"
"yeah dude we can just fuck monday"
Me: "and do what?"
"just fuck around like wussup"

supreme

the fuckaround squad by sadasdadasaf October 28, 2014

The Fuckarounds 

There are times when you are at work or at school and you feel like doing nothing more than just fucking around. this is when you know that you have a severe case of The Fuckarounds.

Dude1: Bro, what is wrong with you, you haven't done really anything all day??

Dude2: I don't know what to tell you except that I have a severe case of the Fuckarounds.

Dude1: Enough said, bro, take your time.

The Fuckarounds by Big Dick of The West September 7, 2014

The FuckArounds 

An illness where you have the constant need to either fuck with someone or something; stranger or friend at the expense of everyone besides you. It never ending and you are completely powerless to it. Select few catch it from time to time; but there are those who woke up with it one morning and has not toned down a bit. A severe case of The FuckArounds.

"Is Sunny still trying to set the neighbors front door on fire?"

"Sunny has been over there since 3am two days ago chasing the neighbors wiener dog down with a hotdog bun and a bottle of ketchup yelling "GEET INN MYY BELLAY" The doctor said he'll have The FuckArounds for atleast another week or two. Said there's no cure and it'll only get worse."

"Lord have mercy on the world..."

The FuckArounds by SunnyDewany June 14, 2016