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the floss 

The Floss was Created by Russel Horning Known as "The Backpack Kid" originated on Instagram and caught the attention of Katy Perry and brought him to the SNL Show.
Have you heard about the new dance move called The Floss?
the floss by ZenPRS December 22, 2017

The Floss 

A dance created by Shane and Logan in 2011 in which one makes a flossing movement with their arms and hips.
Wow, I thought I was cool until I saw him do The Floss.
The Floss by factsandonlyfacts4 January 17, 2022

floss the albatross 

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

Floss the brown tooth 

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.
"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

floss the cat 

to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.
neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.
floss the cat by bl0wupragd0ll December 3, 2007

Floss the cat 

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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