the fitch

when you are scared to buy condoms so you put in in the rear

" Hey Lochy I'm going to have to do "The fitch" I'm way too scared to buy those condoms"

by fitcheypooo June 14, 2023

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the finch challenge

When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video

Can it be done? Live right here with the finch challenge

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 19, 2019

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what the fetch

Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.

Crazzy: "WHAT THE FETCHING FETCH?!"

Flatbread: "Mormon Moment."

by vickless September 8, 2022

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the finch

When you're drunk, and you interrupt everyone's conversation with a story you have told 10 times already.

I was in the middle of talking to Billy, when Rob gave me the Finch and retold his story.

by Finchness April 17, 2017

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An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.

The filtchening last night was ridiculous, all my food is gone, I'm sure it was Matt...

by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017

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The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019

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