the fitch

when you are scared to buy condoms so you put in in the rear

" Hey Lochy I'm going to have to do "The fitch" I'm way too scared to buy those condoms"

the fitch by fitcheypooo June 14, 2023

the finch challenge 

When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video

Can it be done? Live right here with the finch challenge

the finch challenge by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 19, 2019

what the fetch 

Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.

Crazzy: "WHAT THE FETCHING FETCH?!"

Flatbread: "Mormon Moment."

what the fetch by vickless September 8, 2022

the finch 

When you're drunk, and you interrupt everyone's conversation with a story you have told 10 times already.

I was in the middle of talking to Billy, when Rob gave me the Finch and retold his story.

the finch by Finchness April 17, 2017

The Filtchening 

An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.

The filtchening last night was ridiculous, all my food is gone, I'm sure it was Matt...

The Filtchening by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017

The Fischer Flu 

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

The Fischer Flu by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019

The Finch Dilemma 

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma

The Finch Dilemma by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022