the fitch
the fitch by fitcheypooo June 14, 2023
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the finch challenge
When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video
the finch challenge by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 19, 2019
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what the fetch
Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.
what the fetch by vickless September 8, 2022
The Filtchening
An event that occurs late at night when nobody is around in halls of residence, in which the perpetrator filtches or steals their flatmate's scran and makes no attempt to hide the evidence. Clues may be left during a filtchening which lead back to the felon, usually to no avail due to complete and utter denial.
The Filtchening by JDMD_98 October 5, 2017
The Fischer Flu
After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man
A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
The Fischer Flu by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019
The Finch Dilemma
Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
The Finch Dilemma by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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