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What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.
She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.
by llama.com January 13, 2018
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A fat girl who miraculosly has a flate chest.

Flat- her chest
Bread- her obesity making her feel "soft", like bread.
Man, that bitch you got is a flatbread, she's fat with no titties.
by khades March 22, 2009
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