I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.
Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.
I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.
When you mix weed and meth
You see how high that nigga is? He did a tina jane
When one smokes all the meth
out of three meth pipes
simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong
. Inspired by the Youtube video
Can it be done? Live right here with the finch challenge
When your girl gives you multiple blowjobs and you nut inside her mouth so much that it floods out.
Last night, I popped a Viagra and gave my GF the flood.
The military phonetic alphabet spelling for cunt
He thought he was being sly when they said I was being a "Charlie Uniform November Tango," but I'm not a dumbass, so I punched him in the fucking face.
Military Phonetic alphabet spelling for Dick
Last night, I overheard someone say, "He's being a real Delta India Charlie Kilo" so I walked up and beat his ass