The Farmer 

a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats

Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time

The Farmer by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2008

The Farmer 

The farmer is when a man cums into a woman's butthole and presses her checks together while the cum slowly comes out like a cow getting milked.

That man just performed the farmer to that poor girl dressed up like Hillary Clinton.

The Farmer by Avery Bennet November 8, 2007

The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

The farmer and the Dell by Telephony July 26, 2014

the farmer man 

persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"

CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.

There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.

the farmer man by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011

The Farmer John 

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

The Farmer John by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Jadams The Farmer 

Jadams the Farmer is a very... unique person... In his spare time, he likes to ride a horse cause he can't stand cars but if you want to go into detail he prefers carbon neutral horses. His favorite game is Farming Simulator 19 and spends most of his time bragging to his Minecraft girlfriends about his farming crops.

Sasha: Hey have you heard about the guy called Jadams The Farmer?

Cedric: Yeah but don't Jadam in Jadams The Farmer

Jadams The Farmer by Chowmein360 February 11, 2019

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017