The Excuse

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Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

The Excuse by Adam Kelly October 27, 2005

Words you can keep

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

the Excuse me gene by jim April 30, 2004

Excuse The Fuck

A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.

(Warning there were real quotes)
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”

“Excuse the fuck”

“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”

Excuse The Fuck by @W01 October 27, 2020

End of the World Excuse

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.

a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.

End of the World Excuse by kbates55 May 10, 2009

excuse the sexy

A phrase given by one donning a too short and too tight hospital gown when her naughty bits are hanging out visibly.

Patient (while shimmying past nurse in doorway after putting on too tight, too short hospital gown): "Excuse the sexy."

excuse the sexy by father muskrat October 1, 2010

The Bieber excuse

When Bieber's fans tell you that you only make fun of Bieber because you are jealous of his "success" and "talent". A majority of the time, this is a false statement.

Normal Person: I hate Justin Biever!

Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!

Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!

The Bieber excuse by IHateBiever March 9, 2010

The Northwest Excuse

Going past the destination/doing more than asked and thus failing to complete an objective.

Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.

Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.

Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse

The Northwest Excuse by Embarassed to be a Pilot November 2, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026