5 definitions by kbates55
A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)
i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.
ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.
ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
A party ocurring on December 21st, 2012 which may consist of one these scenarios. Note: These are the most likely scenarios, not thee ONLY.
i. For those who actually beleive the world is going to end to rap tin foil around there heads, hide in a bomb shelter, and pray to the Mayan calender, while waiting for the end of the world. There celebration officially ends (or begins?) at 12am on December 22nd, 2012.
ii. For everybody else. GO APE SHIT! A day where we stock up on alcohol, max out our credit cards, no condoms/birth control while having sex, tell people what you really feel about them, quit your job, tip cars over, vandalize buildings, and burn your city to the ground. Party ends when you sober up in the morning and you realize what you have done. Note: The "End of the World Excuse" does not work the next morning.(Also See 'Detroit', 'End of the World Excuse', '2012 Baby', '2012 Hangover')
i. For those who actually beleive the world is going to end to rap tin foil around there heads, hide in a bomb shelter, and pray to the Mayan calender, while waiting for the end of the world. There celebration officially ends (or begins?) at 12am on December 22nd, 2012.
ii. For everybody else. GO APE SHIT! A day where we stock up on alcohol, max out our credit cards, no condoms/birth control while having sex, tell people what you really feel about them, quit your job, tip cars over, vandalize buildings, and burn your city to the ground. Party ends when you sober up in the morning and you realize what you have done. Note: The "End of the World Excuse" does not work the next morning.(Also See 'Detroit', 'End of the World Excuse', '2012 Baby', '2012 Hangover')
a. I can't wait till the 2012 Party! I'm going to spend tons of cash on beer.
b. Man, I'm still recovering from the 2012 Party.
b. Man, I'm still recovering from the 2012 Party.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
i. The hangover the day after the end of the world party. The result of forgetting about your safety and what others think and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol on December 12th, 2012. Basically, drinking because yout think your going to die or because it's good excuse to drink, but you don't die and the next morning you wish you were dead. This hangover will never be topped by any to come and will be worse than any prior. The only thing that will cure the 2012 hangover is time (and of course more alcohol!).
i. This hangover sucks but nothing compares the the 2012 hangover.
ii. If you keep drinking you might get a 2012 hangover. Oh wait you can't get worse than a 2012 hangover, you'll just die.
iii. I'm stocking up right now for the 2012 hangover. The world may not end, but my world might if I don't have some OJ.
ii. If you keep drinking you might get a 2012 hangover. Oh wait you can't get worse than a 2012 hangover, you'll just die.
iii. I'm stocking up right now for the 2012 hangover. The world may not end, but my world might if I don't have some OJ.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
The 2012 hangover sucks
by kbates55 May 10, 2009