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The Dots 

When texting/instant messaging with another person usually a girl and the sender sends a message thats either perverted or a message that the reciever of the message does not agree with religiously, morally, or thinks is just plain gross and in return replies with a number of periods.
John: (Do you swallow?)

Jessica: (...)

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Jacob: what happened bro?

John: she gave me the dots man.
The Dots by B0N6W4T3R December 31, 2011
Words you can keep

the dots off his dice 

To shoot the dots off his dice or her/their/x dice: A phrase to describe a crazy relative in a dialogue by Rita Mae Brown.
'Somebody shot the dots off his dice.' ~ Kevin Levin, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien
the dots off his dice by StEvUgnIn December 30, 2023

disconnect the dots 

To break something down into its component parts, esp a puzzle or riddle or some kind.

To study something in detail to see how it works, eg solving a crime.
"I never thought I'd solve this whodunit mistery, but once you diconnect the dots it's actually quite simple."

Sam: "Solving this murder case has been a real problem for the guys upstairs"
John: "Yeah I know, we're really gonna have to disconnect the dots on this one.
disconnect the dots by Azayles August 10, 2007

Connect The Dots

When Something is Incredibly Obvious & someone simply Can NOT Understand how Things or Events go together.
Democrats could NEVER "Connect The Dots" or Understand how The Clintons were involved in Various forms of : FRAUD , Crime(s) & Unethical behavior dating back to Hillary being Removed from her position during Watergate.

The American Voters Finally DID "Connect The Dots" & THAT's Why Hillary is NOT in the Oval Office or The White House GO Figure ! !
Connect The Dots by DW10 August 13, 2018

Connect the Dots

(N) basically connect the dots is just someone with an extreme amount of acne on their face. The term is offensive because it is metaphorically comparing a man or woman's face to a piece of paper with a lot of dots on it.
"Hey check out connect the dots over there" "I would never make out with connect the dots" "I dare you to go over there and call her connect the dots to her face"
Connect the Dots by Dedona March 12, 2009

connect the dots

When two girls slam ass to ass with a big ol' dildo.
I just jizzed enough to drown a horse watching those homeless girls connect the dots for a can of beans.
connect the dots by afterbirthpasta November 15, 2018

Connect The Dots

When you get an automatic or selective fire rifle or sub machine gun and shoot up something usually leaving lots of holes,usually a car or house making it seem like there playing the game "connect the dots"
"Have the coroners playing connect the dots wit ya wheel ILL!" - Reed Dollaz
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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