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The Dots 

When texting/instant messaging with another person usually a girl and the sender sends a message thats either perverted or a message that the reciever of the message does not agree with religiously, morally, or thinks is just plain gross and in return replies with a number of periods.
John: (Do you swallow?)

Jessica: (...)

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Jacob: what happened bro?

John: she gave me the dots man.
The Dots by B0N6W4T3R December 31, 2011
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the dots off his dice 

To shoot the dots off his dice or her/their/x dice: A phrase to describe a crazy relative in a dialogue by Rita Mae Brown.
'Somebody shot the dots off his dice.' ~ Kevin Levin, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien
the dots off his dice by StEvUgnIn December 30, 2023

disconnect the dots 

To break something down into its component parts, esp a puzzle or riddle or some kind.

To study something in detail to see how it works, eg solving a crime.
"I never thought I'd solve this whodunit mistery, but once you diconnect the dots it's actually quite simple."

Sam: "Solving this murder case has been a real problem for the guys upstairs"
John: "Yeah I know, we're really gonna have to disconnect the dots on this one.
disconnect the dots by Azayles August 10, 2007

Connect The Dots

When Something is Incredibly Obvious & someone simply Can NOT Understand how Things or Events go together.
Democrats could NEVER "Connect The Dots" or Understand how The Clintons were involved in Various forms of : FRAUD , Crime(s) & Unethical behavior dating back to Hillary being Removed from her position during Watergate.

The American Voters Finally DID "Connect The Dots" & THAT's Why Hillary is NOT in the Oval Office or The White House GO Figure ! !
Connect The Dots by DW10 August 13, 2018

Connect the Dots

(N) basically connect the dots is just someone with an extreme amount of acne on their face. The term is offensive because it is metaphorically comparing a man or woman's face to a piece of paper with a lot of dots on it.
"Hey check out connect the dots over there" "I would never make out with connect the dots" "I dare you to go over there and call her connect the dots to her face"
Connect the Dots by Dedona March 12, 2009

connect the dots

When two girls slam ass to ass with a big ol' dildo.
I just jizzed enough to drown a horse watching those homeless girls connect the dots for a can of beans.
connect the dots by afterbirthpasta November 15, 2018

Connect The Dots

When you get an automatic or selective fire rifle or sub machine gun and shoot up something usually leaving lots of holes,usually a car or house making it seem like there playing the game "connect the dots"
"Have the coroners playing connect the dots wit ya wheel ILL!" - Reed Dollaz
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