the cons 

The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:

Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy

Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever

Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!

Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!

in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*

Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!

the cons.

the cons by Sree Kohli November 11, 2008

the pros and cons 

The good and bad parts of a situation, or the reasons why you should or should not do something. This phrase comes from the Latin words 'pro', which means 'for' and 'contra' which means 'against'.

We've been discussing the pros and cons of buying a house.

the pros and cons by simo27 March 21, 2009

Disregard the constabulary! 

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.

Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"

Disregard the constabulary! by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

The Constitution 

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

The Constitution by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

The console/gaming war 

A war in which the fan boys of both PlayStation and X-box argue about which is better.PC fan boys stand by and claim to be "the glorious PC master race"often stating(just as much as console fan boys)that they're are best,and are to up themselves to realize they're just as bad.All the while Nintendo stays in the background gaming and doing exactly what the PC fan boys claim to be doing,and for that they're discriminated against.Oh and by the way no I am not a Nintendo fan boy.

The console/gaming war:
PlayStation BEST!
Xbox:NO I'M BEST!
PC:LOOK,I AM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!
NINTENDO:*sigh

The console/gaming war by DON'TWORRYI'MLEGIT December 4, 2013

The Console Fanboy 

Console Fanboys, these people are annoying. Console fanboys are arrogant people that will go apesh*t if their favorite gaming system is brought into question. Whether it be the Playstation 2, Gamecube, or X-Box. Each system has its pros and cons, but console fanboys don’t care. For example, if a fanboy is devoted to Sony, he will love every system made by Sony, and hate everything made by competing companies. But the main thing console fanboys are focusing on right now is the next-gen systems. The X-Box 360 is already out, and it is being praised by Microsoft fanboys as being better then the other two next-gen systems, the Playstation 3 and Nintendo Revolution. Even though the PS3 and Revolution are not even out yet. Two things that make console fanboys annoying are: 1) They hate every system other than the one they like, regardless of whether or not they have even played them. 2) They think the next-gen system made by their favorite company will be better than the other next-gen systems, even if they are not out yet and no one can know for sure which is best. Console fanboys will always be close-minded. They will always exist as long as new gaming systems come out.

If you want to see the console fanboy yourself, I suggest going to any forum with a lot of members, and starting a thread asking which gaming system is best. Before you know it, a slew of console fanboys will flood your thread with their comments and flame wars will ensue.

The Console Fanboy by AngryCat April 20, 2006