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The Clay 

When five or more people poop in succession in the same toilet, filling it to the top.

Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not

move.
Devon and Reese and the other guys of the gang gave the restaurant the clay.
The Clay by Coffin Cover May 12, 2014
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The Clay Aiken Effect 

In any competition, when the receiver of second place or a runner-up ends up becoming more successful than the actual winner. This is open to interpretation, of course.
Typically associated with the case of Clay Aiken on American Idol, who didn't actually win, but who has become a more commonly-heard name than winner Ruben Studdard.
Billy ended up becoming a CEO, even though he got second place in the science fair in 4th grade. The first place winner, Paul, lives in his grandma's basement. This is an example of the Clay Aiken Effect.

Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D
Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!
Working the clay by tonyfamous June 23, 2011

molded the clay

to jack off or masterbait for so long it looks like ur making something out of clay.
dude, i molded the clay so hard last night, it was AMAZING!
molded the clay by el broat October 7, 2009

beating the clay 

An expression you use when a boy is masturbating.

I went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay. It was disgusting because his clay-cum was everywhere.
beating the clay by Vagisil August 24, 2006

The Great Clay Riness 

Locally known folk musician from the Midwest. Has worked with Michael Martin Murphy and Hal Atkinson among others. Influenced by artists such as Ry Cooder, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, and The Eagles. Has played guitar for almost 40 years. Discography includes Rollin' In My Changes, Down to the Cellar, Live Bait!, Walk Along John, One Season, Best of Four, and Little Windows. Toured on the Wisconsin Public Radio Simply Folk 10th Anniversary Tour. Hosted the Rustic Valley Concert Series and the River Valley Concert Series. Known for his sense of humor when interacting with other people. Is admiringly referred to by local teens as "The Great Clay".
"I bet the Great Clay Riness could play this without even trying."

clay clay the jet plane

my face on a plane and its SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOI
YO HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CLAY CLAY THE JET PLANE BOI HES HOT AND A MEME LOLLLLOLO
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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