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Claire the bear with funky hair 

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady
Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

claire the hoe

She is usually known to be from Holland and loves to suck dick and smoke weed. This can also be referred to most dutch girls in holland but especially the blonde hair, blue eyed girls of holland. She also has a strange addiction to reading erotic gay fan fiction on wattpad.
Keith: look at that girl over there she's so hot
Gary: Keith what are you talking about she is claire the hoe?!?
claire the hoe by jesus\ May 8, 2017

The French Claire 

The French Claire is a girl who offers her services in 5 languages on the dark-web since 2016, she is used to spy and find informations about specific individual or a group of individuals on social media. She hides her identity under ''The French Claire'' a pretty young canadian girl who is stupid and sensitive, she once said ''You're not the best because you're able to show a lot of money, you're not the best because you can fight back everyone and you're not the best because you can scare some ignorant people. I am the best because no one can tell that I am doing something. They can call me poor, they can call me harmless, they can call me stupid, but me, I know I'm worst than all of them.'' Her services are expensive and the public doesn't have access to it. No one knows her BTC balance because she managed to hide it in other people accounts. If you ever meet that girl, you should be careful because there's 90% of chances that she have everything about you, even if she looks like an innocent girl. Take notes that she doesn't take care of personal and useless cases.
-I need informations about him but I can't get close to anyone in this group.
-Just ask The French Claire it's her job

Claire from the bon appetite test kitchen 

synonym for amazing, great, beautiful because claire is an amazing person
was your day claire from the bon appetite test kitchen?

The Clarence 

This is a sexual position. While hitting it doggy style, you lift your right leg on the night stand and put your left hand on your left hip and thrust forcefully
Damn nigga, I hurt my back giving her The Clarence
The Clarence by MarsBlackmon84 October 10, 2016

Catfish in the clarence 

A common but spectacular occurrence associated with joyous celebration.
Carl ‘s dance skills are like catfish in the Clarence.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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