The Christian 

A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.

Man i just contracted herpes, maaaan, i caught The Christian

The Christian by swag kidd October 11, 2011

The Christian Identity 

These are a group of Christian "Nazi's" who seem to ignore the blatant occult symbols the Third Reich used. They also believe that jesus was an Aryan. This is based on British Israelism, which is the same program that's causing muslims to invade England and it's also the foundation of the claims that jesus was a "Pharaoh."

The Christian Identity surfaced back when Hitler was in power, but Hitler rejected the idea stating, "You cannot make an Aryan of Jesus, that's nonsense."1

The xian identity folk also seem to ignore the fact that Jesus preached Communism (Matthew 19:21), was against looking up your own genealogy (1 Timothy 1:4), the fact that Jesus says that having pride is a sin (Job 40:12). Yet these people march around going "White Pride!"

These people also contribute the verses where Jesus is talking down to the Pharisees to Jesus talking down to the entire jewish race, which makes no sense when you look at the life Jesus lived; Jesus was even praised for what he says in Jewish synagogues (Luke 4:15).

Now, the Christian identity believe that the Jews were not Israelites mentioned in the bible, but the bible debunks that myth when Jesus is called "Rabbi" and "the king of Israel" in John 1:49, associating the two shows that the Israelites mentioned in the bible were jewish.

1 Hitler Speaks: A Series of Political Conversations With Adolf Hitler on His Real Aims By Hermann Rauschning, 1st edition, 1939

I don't know which is more deluded the people who believe in "Pharaoh Jesus" or "The Christian Identity."

The Christian Identity by Dr.Knowitall88 July 30, 2011

The Christian Combo 

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe”

Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”

The Christian Combo by Rxking91 February 9, 2018

The Christian Persecution Complex 

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.

Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."

The Christian Persecution Complex by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Graham The Christian 

A youtube channel owned by a fat cunt that used to own the name Cowbelly on youtube.
Fist Of Salt don't search this up again ya fat cunt

Graham The Christian is a fat cunt

Graham The Christian by jimmybenoit November 1, 2017

graham the christian 

A faggot who steals memes and content. Also known because he said "gucci gang" 1,000,000 times

Normie: Have you heard of graham the christian?
Me: That faggot?
Normie: be quiet. He's better then u!!!!!!1111!!!

graham the christian by IG: i_stole_your_kids January 18, 2018

The Awake Christian

The incredibly awesome youtube channel, known for classic songs such as "Jesus and hentai" "Trans people disstrack" and videos such as "Fortnite is satanic"

Hey dude, did you see the awake christians latest video on youtube?

The Awake Christian by GamingSociety April 4, 2020