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The cat in the hat 

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.
Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!
The cat in the hat by Ten Wangmo September 18, 2012

The Cat in the Hat movie 

a hilarious movie! What's my dream car you ask? The S.H.I.T. mobile from the movie! its a must-see
from the movie...
kid-"you know your tail was just cut off?;quot&
cat-"huh?...HOLY SHIT!!!;quot&

The Cat in the Hat movie 

A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.
"Lets go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
-Thing 1

The Cat in the Hat (2026 film)

A movie that was supposed to released today, but the dumbasses at Warner Bros. delayed it.
DAMN IT, The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) was delayed!

Cat in the Hat Syndrome 

Once you start rhyming, to not be able to stop. You won't intend on this, it just happens.
I was being a smartass the other day, rhyming everything. An hour later, I came down with Cat in the Hat Syndrome.

Cat in the hat 

The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.
Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
Cat in the hat by DoctorAcula August 25, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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