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The Carnal Lie

When a woman you've picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has sex with you and tells you "I never do this," when you are just pretty damn sure she's full of shit.
Nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. At the time, I really didn't mind.

The Cavaliers 

The Cavaliers drum and bugle corps resides in Rosemont, Illinois. They were recently DCI grand champions in 1995, 2001, and in 2002; where they made DCI history by getting a 99.15 at finals.
The Cavaliers 2004 showed is based on the 007 series.
The Cavaliers by King_ReMO June 26, 2004

The Carpal Tunnel of Love 

This is what can happen when love goes on for too long. The relationship becomes strained, and painful. Coined by popular band Fall Out Boy.
Listen hon, we've been married for 45 years.

yea?

and maintaining this relationship has become difficult. we are heading through the carpal tunnel of love.

the carnal reserve bank 

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
the carnal reserve bank by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

The Nancy Carballo Theory 

The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)
"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"