The Calculator

When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator

Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!

The Calculator by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011

type eight in the calculator 

during the process of fucking, your dick is taken out and continuously transfered from between her tits and her mouth.

aye that chick i took home last night, fucken type eight in the calculator.

type eight in the calculator by heatison February 3, 2007

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator by Okhon November 5, 2025

What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?

A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
“What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.

"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"

What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein? by 1x10 November 20, 2025

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. 

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. by anonymous May 2, 2023