Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here 

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Shoot the Boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) for various reasons, such as scoring a try or messing up the words to a drinking song.

She had to shoot the boot for scoring her first try.

Shoot the Boot by sfraser November 10, 2008

Give someone the boot 

Dismiss someone from their job.

John, give someone the boot, especially that one, they should get fired.

Give someone the boot by Asadefa August 12, 2020

scoot the boot 

Primarily southern slang. Leave quickly, get the hell outta here, like scooting a boot across the floor, if you will.

"I'm gonna scoot the boot before your girlfriend comes home & catches us"

scoot the boot by banana_slings February 23, 2008

shoot the boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) when a player scores a try for the first time in their career. The boot is filled with anything and everything available including but not limited to beer, food, and earth-worms

Doug yacked after he had to shoot the boot that was filled with grease, beans, rice, beer and hot sauce.

shoot the boot by fresno rugger October 16, 2007

shoot the boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) for various reasons, such as scoring a try or messing up the words to a drinking song.

She had to shoot the boot for scoring her first try.

shoot the boot by sfraser November 11, 2008