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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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Shoot the Boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) for various reasons, such as scoring a try or messing up the words to a drinking song.
She had to shoot the boot for scoring her first try.
by sfraser November 10, 2008
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Give someone the boot

Dismiss someone from their job.
John, give someone the boot, especially that one, they should get fired.
by Asadefa August 12, 2020
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scoot the boot

Primarily southern slang. Leave quickly, get the hell outta here, like scooting a boot across the floor, if you will.
"I'm gonna scoot the boot before your girlfriend comes home & catches us"
by banana_slings February 23, 2008
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shoot the boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) when a player scores a try for the first time in their career. The boot is filled with anything and everything available including but not limited to beer, food, and earth-worms
Doug yacked after he had to shoot the boot that was filled with grease, beans, rice, beer and hot sauce.
by fresno rugger October 16, 2007
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shoot the boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) for various reasons, such as scoring a try or messing up the words to a drinking song.
She had to shoot the boot for scoring her first try.
by sfraser November 11, 2008
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