Dismiss 

A way for teachers to harass their students without putting their jobs and/or status at risk.

Teacher : "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

Student #1 : "Shut your bitch ass up Mr. Smith, on my momma I'll slap the goody out yo ass my nigga."

Dismiss by Antagonize November 4, 2020

dismiss yourself 

1) Used to let someone know that they are unwanted or need to leave the current situation
2) Used to deflate the conceitedness of an individual who might be feeling themselves
3) Used when someone, a friend or otherwise, does something that is just unacceptable

Guy 1: Hey bro you know the only thing that matters in life is eating ass

Guy 2: Cancel that, and dismiss yourself

Girl: Pssh, I'm too fine for all of you!
Guy: If you don't getcho ass on! Please dismiss yourself.

Guy 1: Is it bad that I like to play with myself in public
Guy 2: *Russell Westbrook face* bro wtf! Dismiss yourself

dismiss yourself by Urban Pathfinder December 24, 2015

Dismiss em get em outta here 

When their music was lock and now its time to go home

Kyle said the music was lock 🔐 from Frederick st the parade over dismiss em get em outta here

Dismiss em get em outta here by Woodro242 May 30, 2021

Label and dismiss 

An argument device similar to the "straw man" where opposing points are rebutted with a simplistic misrepresentation of the argument or the opposition themselves. These responses are meant to attack the credibility of the argument or arguer, not respond to an actual argument. As such, once they are delivered, both the argument and arguer are voided.

Popular in discussion of politics, specifically on the Internet and cable television and radio talk-shows.

Label and dismiss:
Person 1: President Bush's trip to China was a success.
Person 2: You're a neocon.

Label and dismiss by ettore_rolli October 6, 2008

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do 

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?

Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do by Power476 April 14, 2021

The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do. 

A way to make sure a teacher has authority. Even though there is a bell for a reason.

C:" we have 30 more seconds left of class"
*bell rings*
T:" Everyone sit down. You did not respect the substitute. I said, The bell does not dismiss you. I do. Because I have authority "

The Bell does not Dismiss You. I do. by Bri UwU April 14, 2022

Dismissive 

When someone doesn't agree with your opinion anymore and just shuts you down and, basically, tells you to go fuck yourself for being an individual. It usually makes you spend the weekend feeling bad about yourself.

Casey didn't want to hear anymore about my thoughts on his favorite football team so he said "On a serious note, I'm out having fun and having a good time, you're really not being cool and pissing me off just leave me alone while they play." and, upon trying to express your opinion of a tv show says "oh, shut UP, I can't deal with this" and then you feel bad inside for having tried to be a part of his life. It was all extraordinarily dismissive.

Dismissive by #1 Thrilla November 9, 2009