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what the blazes 

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*
Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"
what the blazes by Ryno December 3, 2004

Fresh off the blaze 

The 15 minutes after one finishes blazing a blunt/joint, that person is considered fresh off the blaze.
I just put my dutch out in my car and Ill be in the library in 2 minutes fresh off the blaze.

Yo, you trying to grab a slice fresh off the blaze.

I don't know what the teacher said the entire class cause I walked in fresh off the blaze.

the Blades 

a gang that originated in a Versailles, Ohio. The name comes from thier favorite pastime, rollerblading. Most of its members come from the Versailles Cross Country team, but the gang has expanded to many other towns in the surrounding area. Claiming to be a "family gang", this group mainly committs petty crimes such as vandalizing various public signs, roads and buildings by writing "BLADES" in white chalk.
-Who the hell grafitied all over the park?
-Oh, that was the Blades, they really need jobs.
the Blades by PicanteMuchacha August 20, 2011

The blazer 

Where u set a man’s balls on fire then taze his nipples
Person2: Bro didn’t u hear about the girl that gave me a the blazer

Person 2:It wasn’t pleasant but my balls felt great
The blazer by Therapist support November 19, 2021

The Blaze 

The old-school transport for none other than, Big R STud ALot. It is red, and bounces. The blaze the red haze Im rollin'.
-You see the blaze the other day?
-Yeah.
-Oh, well, I'll bet Big R STud ALot was banging hoes in the back.
The Blaze by Tim Nagel July 31, 2008

The Blazer 

When a girl drives your car around while she is topless and you suck on her titties
I heard Ben and some girl did The Blazer in his trailblazer for 20 minutes the other day
The Blazer by Disgunnabegood July 7, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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