the bitchness

A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.

"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."

"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."

"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."

by Stinger911 January 19, 2011

Bitchless the blue

A dude who's had zero bitches he's went so long without a sexual experience his balls are blue

Haha look at bitchless the blue over there it looks like he's never had any bitches he probably still has his v card

by The Flyest Ravioli March 3, 2021

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf

by sonicfootlicker August 25, 2022